Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Straight Talk

02:07 : When under siege, shut your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears, and shout "HERO HERO HERO" until the bullies go away.


How is Sarah Palin so Well-Informed?

Much like the mooses she shoots, Sarah Palin catches a lot of flak from those obnoxious journalists who try to nail her with their pesky "gotcha" questions. The truth is, she's quite well-informed, and stays on top of the news by reading...well, let's let her anwer:

Show of Hands in Pennsylvania

Anyone knows that counting up to ten is purely subjective. A show of hands is precisely that...a show. A show can mean anything to anyone. Fox news takes a quick poll in a Pennsylvania diner, and the results are fair and balanced: